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Friday, September 09, 2005

the onion.com

biting satire. an example of a headline:
Bush Tearfully Addresses Nation After Watching Field Of Dreams
i had to laugh. like his bushlexia. makes me laugh. but the man
is the president of the united states. we will never see this
... this ... ummm ... person, cry. he does not have emotions
that deep. fool that i am, i actually held out some hope that
after touring the affected areas of the gulf he would be a
changed man.

i mean that is how much of a fool i am. i'm getting over it.

Dems Assail White House on Katrina Effort:
At a news conference, Pelosi, D-Calif., said Bush's choice
for head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency had
"absolutely no credentials."

She related that she had urged Bush at the White House on
Tuesday to fire Michael Brown.

"He said 'Why would I do that?'" Pelosi said.

"'I said because of all that went wrong, of all
that didn't go right last week.' And he said 'What didn't go right?'"

and if you ever wonder what rock this president slithered
out from under, listen to what his mother had to say about
the people living in the astrodome: sound bite of
barbara bush saying let them eat cake

big thanks to Maru
who always shares the news. hope your father will be well soon.

- posted by barbara @ 9/09/2005 05:41:00 AM

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